Oh! It's Max!

welp

I literally just pulled a cat out of our refrigerator.

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jen

Consequences be damned, I’ll say it: they put too much filling in these. That said, I’m gonna lick this plate.

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—	Jen, discussing Pączkis

You’d think, with all the technology in the world, they could make envelopes that don’t taste like shit when you lick them.

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—

jen

gratuitous comic of my morning

i am a ~romantic~